Totally stupid, but hilarious!!

This theory will win the Mathematics Nobel Prize in 2008!

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Equation 1
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Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work
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Equation 2
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Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
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Equation 3
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Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
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To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have?

Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
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પ્રેમનો એકરાર

જુદા જુદા રોજગારમાં રોકાયેલ વ્યક્તિ પોતાના પ્રેમનો એકરાર પોતાની ભાષામાં કેવી રીતે વ્યક્ત કરે છે તેની પરના રમૂજી મુક્તકો !!

[1] સુથાર

છોલવું કારણ વિના એ એમની લત હોય છે
પ્રેમનો રંધો નવો ને રોજ કસરત હોય છે
છે ટકાઉ સાગ જેવું દિલ છતાં વ્હેરાય છે
એમની પાસે નજરની એક કરવત હોય છે

[2] લુહાર

ઘણની સાથે કોની જોડી હોય છે ?
લાગણી ટીપી ને તોડી હોય છે
બેવફા તારા હૃદયની એરણે –
રોજ બદલાતી હથોડી હોય છે !

[3] ટપાલી

તારી ગલીમાં જાતને વેચ્યા કરું છું હું
તારા પ્રણયના બોજને ખેંચ્યા કરું છું હું
કોની કૃપાથી હું ઘસું છું તારા ઉંબરા ?
પત્રો લખે છે કોક ને વહેંચ્યા કરું છું હું !


[4] ટાલ ધરાવનાર

હું ઘસાયો એકલો ને તું સદા વ્હેતી ગઈ
'લ્યો લપસજો' કહીને લીસ્સા ઢાળ તું દેતી ગઈ
તેં દિધેલો કાંસકો ઝાલીને હું બેસી રહ્યો
બેવફા તું મસ્તકેથી વાળ પણ લેતી ગઈ !

[5] સેલ્સમેન

સાવ રીઝનેબલ અમારા રેટ છે
પ્રેમપત્રોનું અસલ પેકેટ છે
હર સિઝનમાં ચાલતી પ્રોડક્ટ આ –
વાપરો તો દિલ મફતમાં ભેટ છે.

[6] પાયલોટ

રન-વે પ્રણયનો વ્યસ્ત છે, પ્લેનો હજાર છે
તારી નજરનો જોકે જુદેરો પ્રકાર છે
જગ્યા તો તરત થઈ જશે, તું લે

Good Joke

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